Boardman, Oregon

The Duplicative Forest

Remember that scene in the Matrix, when Neo is in the big white room with all the weapons flying by? Well, this is what it would look like if he had wanted trees instead of guns.

Natural Wonders, Fascinating Fauna, Intriguing Environs

Deep in the forest
A group tour

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Driving west on I-84, after you have just passed the thousands of bunkers at the Umatilla Chemical Depot, you start to wonder if some of those chemicals have leaked into the air causing you to hallucinate. Because, the woods off of the highway are really starting to freak you out. They're all the same height and thickness and evenly spaced in all directions. The effect is compounded when blasting by at 75 mph. If you look for too long the strobe effect may induce seizures.

The Boardman Tree Farm operated by GreenWood Resources can be easily viewed from I-84. It is 5 miles west of the I-82 junction. However, for those willing to invest some time and effort, GreenWood Resources will fill requests for group tours.

Hours

Group Tours available by request.
Website
- GreenWood Resources

Address

Boardman Tree Farm, Boardman, Oregon, 97838, United States
Cost

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Sources

http://www.greenwoodresources.com/

Map/Directions

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Three hours out of Portland Oregon. Viewable from I-84, 5 miles west of junction with I-82. Or arrange a group tour by calling The Boardman Tree Farm 541-667-9521.