someone once told me that i make a smug face a lot. i disagree...
i think i just have a smug face. i'm a bit of a jerk, but if i'm not careful i can be an ass-kissing people pleaser, so the arrogance is really just a defense mechanism. i'm a sensitive soul.
i rarely capitalize letters when i'm typing. i do a lot of things slightly above average yet am not really good at anything. i don't like pie.
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