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Yarn Stores, Candy Shops, Funeral Homes and More Kinds of Punny Businesses

(Photos: Joseph Everly (Avant Card); Elizabeth Schwartz (Presents of Mind); Dan Siegel (Seas the Day); Rachel Lackey (Thistle Dew Nicely); Jeremy Schwartz (Touch of Glass); Julie Hove (Sew What); Simone Rapa (Tow Jam); Jacoby Young (Wooden It Be Nice))

See our ultimate crowdsourced map of punny businesses in America.

In putting together this project, one of the first things that Atlas Obscura did was make some guesses about the categories of business that were prone to pun names. Most of the categories were quite broad—“restaurants” for instance—and some were narrow (“portable bathrooms”).

But the categories were by no means complete. Welcome to the real grab-bag, the hundreds of businesses marked “other.”

Making generalizations about this group is, by definition, difficult. But some patterns did emerge. Yarn stores proved to be marvelous at puns—Lori’s Yarn Dezvous, Have Ewe Any Wool, Knit Happens, From Sheep To Shore, Purlescence, and Sheep Thrills are just a few of the 27 yarn and knitting store names submitted. Purveyors of booze and other intoxicants also proved pun-happy: among the 50 pun names of stores selling beer, wine, liquor, marijuana, bongs and vaporizers, there were many gems: who can resist the Pour Decisions Taproom, Herb -N- Legend Smoke Shop, City Liquors, or Planet of the Vapes?

Pun-lovers looking for more wholesome pastimes or shops that serve practical needs are well served, too, though. Auto shops, landscaping companies, bike stores, tanning salons and ceramics studios were among the most well represented types of businesses in this category.

—Even in death, people can have a little pun. We collected 14 names of funeral homes or cemeteries, including Mount Ever-Rest and Mainely Urns and Memorials (located in Maine).

—For the most part, bigger cities (Brooklyn, Chicago, etc.) had the greatest concentration of pun names, but Denver, Colo., was the stand-out here, with names including Details, Details (an autobody shop), the Oh, Wheelie? bike shop, Glazed and Confuzed Donuts, and six punny marijuana dispensaries. Starbuds, anyone?

—There’s really no limit to what sort of business can have a pun name: we collected at least one example of a dance studio, dive shop, gourmet mushroom hunter, phone repair person, Segway rental place, skate shop and speech therapist with a pun name.

Editor’s picks:

Edifice Wrecks (A demolition company in Watertown, MA)

My Aiken Body (A massage therapist in Aiken, SD)

Haulin’ Ash (Chimney sweeps in Bellingham, WA)

Sure Lock Homes (A locksmith in Port Orchard, WA)

Dirty Hoe (A landscaping company in Asheville, NC)

Wizard of Odds (An antique shop in Beach Haven Crest, NJ)

Site for Sore Eyes (An eyewear store in San Francisco, CA)

Goin’ Postal (A shipping company in Bellevue, WA)

Beers To You (A beer store in Breiningsville, PA)

Take That (A junk hauler in Brooklyn, NY)

Kitsch-22 (A clothing store in Eugene, OR)

Merchant of Tennis (A sporting goods store in Los Angeles, CA)

Once Upon A Crime (A mystery bookstore in Minneapolis, MN)

Vinyl Resting Place (A record store in Portland, OR)

Here are all the other categories:

Coffee shops

Bar/Pubs 

Doctors and Dentists

Food Trucks

Pet Care

Restaurants

Cleaning Businesses/Flower Shops/Portable Bathrooms

Hair/Nail Salons

The full list:

Centsable Fashions Aberdeen, SD Thrift Store
Shady Business Abingdon, VA Lampshades, Custom Designed Lamps
Ka-Boom Town Addison, TX Annual Outdoor Festival & Fireworks Celebration
My Aiken Body Aiken, SC Massage
Subpar Miniature Golf Alameda, CA Mini Golf
Happy Hocker Pawn Shop Albuquerque, NM Pawn Shop
Clothe Your Windows Albuquerque, NM Window Blinds and Treatments
Run Wild Alexandria, LA Running Store
Let’s Meat on the Avenue Alexandria, VA Butcher
Doody Calls Alexandria, VA Pets
So Fine Alexandria, VA Sewing
Bobby & the Floor Sanders Allentown, PA Hard Wood Floor Refinishing
High Country Healing Alma, CO Dispensary - Medical/recreational
Boxwell Brothers Funeral Directors Amarillo, TX Funeral/cemetary
Have Ewe Any Wool Amherst, NY Knitting/yarn
Title Wave Books Anchorage, AK Book Store
Once in a Blue Moose Anchorage, AK Souvenir Shop
Knit-Wits Anderson, SC Crafts
The Glory Hole Angel’s Camp, CA Sporting Goods
Sherlock Homes Ankeny, IA Locksmith
  Seattle, WA Real Estate Management
Belly Deli Ann Arbor, MI Deli
Hats in the Belfry Annapolis, MD Haberdashery
Sew What Arcata, CA Clothing
  Redding, CA Crafts
  St. Paul, MN Sewing
  Tucson, AZ Sewing
Big Butte Video and Laundry Arco, ID Movie/video Rental Store
Ah love Oil & Vinegar Arlington, VA Specialty Food Store
Grateful Red Arlington, VA Wine Shop
Ebbetts Pass Gas Servies Arnold, CA Natural Gas Delivery
Black and Read Arvada, CO Book Store
Knit Knack Arvada, CO Knitting/yarn
Olive N’ Kickin Asheville, NC Balsamic and Olive Oil
Hip Replacements Asheville, NC Clothing
A Touch of Glass Asheville, NC Glass Supplies
Dirty Hoe Asheville, NC Landscaping
CD or not CD Ashland, OR Record Store
City Liquors Astoria, NY Liquor Store
Pair A Dice Games Athens, TN Game Shop
Free at Last Bail Bonds Atlanta, GA Bail Bonds
Criminal Records Atlanta, GA Comics & Record Store
Yarning for Ewe Atlanta, GA Knitting/yarn
Lawn Order Atlanta, GA Landscaping
  Boerne, TX Landscaping
Lawn and Order Augusta, GA Landscaping
  Sacramento, CA Landscaping
Feats of Clay Austin, TX Ceramics Studio
Bin There Dump That Austin, TX Dumpster Rental
  Denver, CO Dumpster Rental
End of an Ear Austin, TX Record Store
Come and Vape It Austin, TX Vape Shop
Beaver Liquors Avon, CO Liquor Store
  Buffalo, NY Liquor Store
Ash Wipers Chimney Service Inc. Avon, IN Chimney Sweeps
Vape Hatteras Avon, NC Vape Shop
Custard’s Last Stan Bailey’s Harbor, WI Ice Cream Shop
Toast Ball Ground, GA Tanning Salon
Little Shop of Hardware, Inc Baltimore, MD Computers
The Admiral Fell Inn Baltimore, MD Hotel
A Piece of Ewe Bay City, MI Knitting/yarn
Wizard of Odds Beach Haven Crest, NJ Antiques
All You Knead Artisan Bakers Beacon, NY Bakery
Lice Knowing You Beaverton, OR Lice Removal
Amazing Glaze Bel Air, MD Ceramics Studio
Goin’ Postal Bellevue, WA Mail Box / Ups/ Fedex
  Carlisle, PA Shipping
Haulin’ Ash Chimney Sweeps Bellingham, WA Chimney Sweeps
Wooden It Be Nice Belvidere, IL Furniture
Tired & Exhausted Car Care Bensenville, IL Auto Body Shop
Tomatow Bensenville, IL Towing Company
Back in Action Chiropractic Center Berkeley, CA Chiropractor
Site For Sore Eyes Berkeley, CA Eyewear
Washingtown Berkeley, CA Laundromat
  Oakland, CA Laundromat
Peony’s Envy Bernardsville, NJ Garden Center
Enders & Shirley Funeral Home Berryville, VA Funeral/cemetary
Fore Seasons Golf Club Bethany, CT Indoor Golf
Flourish Bake Shoppe Beverly, MA Bakery
Anything Grows Garden Center Birmingham, AL Garden Center
John’s Plumbing Birmingham, AL Plumber
God is Sew Good Bloomington, IN Crafts
Vacman and Bobbin Boca Raton, FL Vacuum/sewing
  Concord, NH Vacuum/sewing
Tank Heaven for Little Grills Boise, ID Propane Tank Refill
bosTAN Boston, MA Tanning Salon
Garden of Beadin’ Bothell, WA Bead Shop
Tonic Herban Lounge Boulder, CO Herbal Bar/oxygen Bar
Mustard’s Last Stand Boulder, CO Hot Dog Stand
  Evanston, IL Hot Dog Stand
  Melbourne, FL Hot Dog Stand
The Lawn Ranger Bowling Green, KY Landscaping
  St Augustine, FL Landscaping
Auto Body Experience Bozeman, MT Auto Body Shop
  El Paso, TX Auto Body Shop
Thorassic Park Bradenton, FL Chiropractor
Dante’s InFurniture Brattleboro, VT Furniture
Nothing Bundt Cakes Brea, CA Bakery
  Glendale, CO Bakery
  Mill Creek, WA Cake Store
  Millbrae, CA Bakery
  Reno, NV Bakery
  San Diego, CA Bakery
  San Francisco, CA Bakery
  Sandy, UT Bakery
  Sherman Oaks, CA Cake Shop
Beers To You Breiningsville, PA Beer
Knotty by Nature Bridgewater, NY “Kitchen and Bath Design”
Just the Fax Brighton, MA Copy Shop?
YogAsylum Brookfield, WI Yoga
A Room With A Vieux Antiques Brookline, MA Antiques
The Winey Neighbor Brooklyn NY Wine Shop
Pane in the Glass Brooklyn Park, MN Window Installation/ Replacement
  St. Simons, GA Stained Glass Gallery
Tan Fastic Brooklyn, MI Tanning Salon
Boing Boing: At your cervix since 1996! Brooklyn, NY Babywearing and Breastfeeding Boutique
King Kog Brooklyn, NY Bike Shop
Den of Antiquity Brooklyn, NY Curio Shop
Prints Charming Brooklyn, NY Frame Shop
  Los Angeles, CA Printer
  St. Louis, MO Framing
Touch of Glass Brooklyn, NY Glass Supplies
Master Piece Vape & Smoke Shop Brooklyn, NY Head Shop
Take That Brooklyn, NY Junk-hauling Business
Suite Dreams Brooklyn, NY Kids’ Bedroom Furniture Store
Earwax Records Brooklyn, NY Record Store
Tudelu Brooklyn, NY Retractable Walls
Make It Sew Broomfield, CO Sewing
WinWin Window Cleaning Bryn Athyn PA Window Cleaning
Knit Happens Buffalo Grove, IL Knitting/yarn
Amigone Funeral Home Buffalo, NY “Chain” of Funeral Home
  Clarence, NY Funeral/cemetary
  Tonawanda, NY Funeral/cemetary
  Williamsville, NY Funeral/cemetary
Dog é Style Buffalo, NY Hot Dog Stand
Washingtown DC Buffalo, NY Laundromat
Nice To Be Kneaded Burbank, CA Massage
Dirt Chic Burlington, VT Clothing
Counter Intelligence, LLC Calmar, IA Flooring Store
Season to Taste Cambridge, MA Catering
Custom Eyes Cambridge, MA Eyewear
Eye Q Optical Cambridge, MA Eyewear
For Eyes Cambridge, MA Eyewear
  Norfolk, VA Eyewear
  Virginia Beach, VA Eyewear
Sewfisticated Cambridge, MA Fabric
Sew Low Discount Fabrics Cambridge, MA Fabric
The Hempest Cambridge, MA Hemp-based Clothing and Accessories Store
Gather Here Cambridge, MA Sewing
Shoes on First Cambridge, MA Shoes
  Napa, CA Shoes
Basket Case Cannon Beach, OR A Gift Basket Prep Place
Glazed Expectations Carrboro NC Ceramics Studio
You’re So Vane Carrier Mills, IL Gift Shop
Step and Fetch It Cartersville, GA Convenience Store
Breakin’ Wind Cedar City, UT Kite Store
The Book A Near Centennial, CO Book Store
Framer’s Market Champaign, IL Picture Frame Store
We Do Lines Chandler, AZ Parking Lot Striping Business
Scott’s Hauling AZ Chandler, AZ Trucking Company
Thimble Pleasures Chapel Hill, NC Fabric
The Last Word Charlotte, NC Book Store
Foodie Call Charlotte, NC Food Delivery
Stereo Types Charlottesville, VA AV
The Artful Lodger Charlottesville, VA Furniture
Goat Busters Charlottesville, VA Landscaping
Chantilly Place Chelmsford, MA Clothing
Lawn in Order Chester, NY Landscaping
Red, Wine & Brew Chesterland, OH Liquor Store
Suite Living Development Chicago IL Real Estate Management
Sacred Grounds Chicago, IL Bakery
Glove Me Tender Chicago, IL Clothing
Shirts Our Business Chicago, IL Clothing
Wiggly Field Chicago, IL Dog Park
Glazed & Infused Chicago, IL Donut Shop
Glazed and Infused Chicago, IL Donut Shop
Eye Spy Optical Chicago, IL Eyewear
Relish the Thought Chicago, IL Hot Dog Stand
Move-tastic! Chicago, IL Moving Company
Haven Can’t Wait Chicago, IL Real Estate Management
Home Suite Home Chicago, IL Real Estate Management
House A Rest Chicago, IL Real Estate Management
Live Dwell Chicago, IL Real Estate Management
Tancun Chicago, IL Tanning Salon
Lettuce Toss It Chino Hills, CA Salad Bar
Back to the Future Chiropractic Wellness Cicero, NY Chiropractor
Baroque Violin Shop Cincinnati, OH Bowed Stringed Instrument Repair
Lusty Wrench Cleveland Heights, OH Auto Body Shop
Drastic Measures Inc Clinton, MD Landscaping
Hang Tan Columbia Station, OH Tanning Salon
Outspokin’ Bicycles Columbia, SC Bike Shop
Maltitude Columbus, GA Beer
Up and Dyed Cookeville, TN Tie Dye Artist
Hole In The Wall Coos Bay, OR Gun Shop
Pressing Matters Coraopolis, PA Seamstress
The Cycle Path Cornelius, NC Bike Shop
Parker, Banner, Kent and Wayne Cornelius, NC Comic Book Store
Beaton Meat Market Corsicana, TX Butcher
Oh Scrap Costa Mesa, CA Crafts
No Rest for Bridget Costa Mesa, CA Women’s Clothing
G-Will Liquors Cottage Grove, MN Liquor Store
Paradox Crested Butte, CO Shoes
Stars and Strikes Cumming, GA Bowling Alley
Tow Jam Dallas, TX Road Recovery
Condom Sense Dallas, TX Sex Shop
  Fayetteville, AR Sex Shop
The Right to Bare Arms Darby, MT Gym
Root of Happiness Davis, CA Kava Bar
It’s Just A Little Prick Decatur, IL Tattoo Parlor
Details, Details Denver, CO Auto Body Shop
Oh, Wheelie? Denver, CO Bike Shop
Bustang Denver, CO Bus Line
AmuseMints Denver, CO Confection Company and Personalized Mint Tin Distributor
Scissor’s Palace Denver, CO Dog Groomer
Glazed and Confuzed Donuts Denver, CO Donut Shop
Kum & Go Denver, CO Gas Station
  Iowa City, IA Gas Station
  Tulsa, OK Convenience Store
Liquor Box Denver, CO Liquor Store
  LaJolla, CA Liquor Store
A Cut Off The Top Denver, CO Marijuana Dispensary
Chronorado Denver, CO Marijuana Dispensary
Karmaceuticals Denver, CO Marijuana Dispensary
L’Eagle Services Denver, CO Marijuana Dispensary
Redeye Releaf Denver, CO Marijuana Dispensary
Starbuds Denver, CO Marijuana Dispensary
  Louisville, CO Marijuana Dispensary
Poop Van Scoop Denver, CO Poop Scooping Service
What Were You Inking? Denver, CO Tattoo Removal
Bone-A-Patreat Des Moines, IA “Healthy Pet Market
Beaver Mower and Equipment Repair Des Moines, IA Landscaping
Vape Boss Dixon City, PA Vape Shop
Wesley’s Boobie Trap Dora, AL Topless Bar
Sophie’s Choice Consignment Douglassville, PA Consignment Shop
Glazed Expressions Downers Grove, IL Donut Shop
Labobatory Downtown LA, CA Boba Drink Seller
Rolling in Thyme and Dough Dripping Springs, TX Bakery
Locally Laid Egg Company Duluth, MN Farm
The Highway Dumont, CO Marijuana Dispensary
Road Scholar Transport Dunmore, PA Trucking Company
Beaver Divers Eagle-Vail, CO Dive Shop
Stone Soup East Hampton, MA Concrete Contractor
Connie’s Clay of Fundy Pottery East Machias, ME Ceramics Studio
LunaChick Easton, MD Clothing
Minnesota Lice Lady Edina, MN Lice Removal
El Jebowl El Jebel, CO Bowling Alley
El Jebeverage El Jebel, CO Liquor Store
Doggie Style Elk Grove Village, IL Dog Groomer
A Change of Art Elkridge, MD Laser Tattoo Removal
Maine-ly Maine Ellsworth, ME Souvenir Shop
United Dividers Elmira, NY Manufacturer of Corrugated Packaging (partitions, Aka Dividers)
Baked Euphoria Endicott, NY Bakery
Let It Bead Englewood, CO Bead Shop
Jan Knit Fabric Shop Erie, PA Fabric
Pick-A-Part Eugene, OR Auto Wrecker & Salvage
Crumb Together Eugene, OR Bakery
Kitsch-22 Eugene, OR Clothing
Freudian Slip Lingerie & Gifts Eugene, OR Lingerie
The Wiener and Still Champion Evanston, IL Hot Dog Stand
Muttesori Fairbanks, AK Dog Training School
A Walk In The Park Fairmount, PA Dog Walking
Vape Cod Falmout, MA Vape Shop
Soft As A Grape Falmouth, MA Clothing
Specs Appeal Falmouth, MA Eyewear
Camel Tow Fayetteville, NC Towing Company
Wreck-A-Mended Auto Body Fletcher, NC Auto Body Shop
  Revere, MA Auto Body Shop
Screaming Peach Fort Collins, CO Waxing
License to Chill Fort Lauderdale, FL Air Conditioning Installation and Repair
Master Bait & Tackle Fort Meyers, FL Fishing Bait and Tackle
Let’s Face It Fort Washington, PA Cabinet Refacing
The Best Little Warehouse In Texas Fort Worth, TX Self Storage
Disappearing Inc Framingham, MA Tattoo Removal
French Liquors French Lich, IN Liquor Store
Specs in the City Optometry Fresno, CA Eyewear
Grape Expectations Gaithersburg, MD Wine Shop
  Tarrytown, NY Wine Shop
The Barber of G’Ville Garrettsville, OH Barber Shop
Thistle Dew Nicely Gatlinburg, TN Gift Shop
Quilty Pleasures Geneva, NY Crafts
Vaping Bad Geneva, NY Vape Shop
Friar Tux Shop Glendale, CA Retail
Excell Erection Gloucester, VA Steel Building Erecting Company
All Strings Attached Golden Valley, MN String Instrument Rental Store
The Cardware Store Goldens Bridge, NY Cards
A Haggle of Vendors Emporium Grand Junction, CO Antiques
Perfectly Knotty Granite Falls, WA Knitting/yarn
Consigning Women Grants Pass, OR Thrift Store
Big Dick’s Halfway Inn Gravois Mills, MO Landmark Eatery & Gift Shop
Mainely Urns and Memorials Gray, ME Funeral/cemetary
To Bead Or Knot 2 Bead Grayslake, IL Bead Shop
Great Barrington Bra & Girl Great Barrington, MA Clothing
Loco for Coco Greensboro, NC Chocolate Shop
Lox Stock & Bagel Greensboro, NC Deli
  Scottsdale, AZ Deli
Roomer Has It Greensboro, NC Furniture
Happy Girls Bras & Breastfeeding Greenville, NC Breastfeeding
Dr. Pumper Grimesland, NC Septic Tank Service
Preamble Footwear Halifax, NS, Canada Shoes
Tumblebees Hamburg, NY Gymnastics for Kids
Back 2 Health Hannibal, MO Chiropractor
The Best Little Floorhouse in Texas Harker Heights, TX Flooring Store
The Nut House Havertown PA Nut Shop
Tuck-em Inn Hawley, PA Motel
Just Desserts Hawthorne, NJ Bakery
  San Francisco, CA Bakery
Venus de Milo Arms Hayward, CA Apartment House
Mattressezzz Heber City, UT It’s a Store That Sells Mattresses and Other Bedding.
Master Bait and Tackle Heeney, CO Sporting Goods
A Growing Concern Hendersonville, NC Garden Center
Amper Sand & Gravel Herkimer, NY Construction
Habby’s Transmissions Hicksville, NY Radiator and Transmission Repair
Personal Touch Hilo, HI Cleaners
ReJuiceaNation Hoboken, NJ Juices/smoothies
Beowoof Provisions for Pets Hoboken, NJ Pets
Vapes of Wrath Hollywood, CA Vape Shop
Bag’s End Pawn II Honolulu, HI Pawn Shop
Knot Another Hat Hood River, OR Knitting/yarn
The Soap Opera Houma, La Laundromat
Planetary Cycles Houston, TX Bike Shop
Herb -N- Legend Smoke Shop Houston, TX Head Shop
Mother Truckers Houston, TX Moving Company
Damsel in Defense Houston, TX Self Defense Classes
A Thyme and A Place Hubbardston, MA Decor and Gifts
Paint Misbehavin’ Hudson, MA A Place to Have a Paint Party
Freebird Bail Bond Huntsville, AL Bail Bonds
Rock Bottom Carpets Huntsville, AL Flooring Store
The Master Baiter Isleton, CA Bait Shop!
The Drain Brain Ithaca, NY Plumber
Tanfastic Ithaca, NY Tanning Salon
Tan-Fastic Jackson, MI Tanning Salon
Lunch Box Jacksonville, FL Waxing
  Portland, OR Waxing
  Salt Lake City, UT Waxing
Rolling Acres Mobile Estates Jacksonville, IL Mobile Home Park
Cycle Analysis Jacksonville, OR Bike Shop
Do Me A Flavor Jacksonville, TN Ice Cream Shop
WTF? Technical Solutions (Why the Fuss? Technical Solutions) Janesville, WI Web Development, It Consulting
Fuzzy Holes Johnson City, TN Strip Club
Drunken Donut Joliet, IL Bakery
Counterfitters Juneau, AK Countertop Installers
Confections With Convictions Kalamazoo, MI Chocolate Shop
Sitting Luck Kalispell, MA Roadside Casino
Sunbelievable Golden Tan Keene, NH Tanning Salon
Bury & Roberts Funeral Home Kenmore, NY Funeral/cemetary
Seas The Day Kennebunkport, ME Gift Shop
Kennedy Space Center Kennedy Township, PA Storage Units
Try My Nuts Kill Devil Hill, NC Nut Shop
Bump and Grind Auto Body Kingston, NH Auto Body Shop
Cheese Louise Kingston, NY Cheese Shop
Higher Leaf Kirkland, WA Marijuana Dispensary
Chariots of Hire Knoxville, TN Auto Body Shop
Lawn & Order Knoxville, TN Landscaping
Frying Dutchman Kutztown, PA Donut Shop
Ewe and I La Quinta, CA Retail
  Narberth, PA Knitting/yarn
IC London Laguna Beach, CA Lingerie
Hoppy Trails Brew Bus Lake George, NY Beer
Camel Towing Lake Havasu City, AZ Towing Company
  Lake Worth, FL Towing Company
cakeplacid Lake Placid, NY Bakery
Fillmore Container Lancaster, PA Jar/bottle Reseller
Cane and Able Langehorn, PA Medical Supply
Skinner Funeral Home Lansing, MI Funeral/cemetary
Tome On the Range Las Vegas, NM Book Store
Good Deeds Las Vegas, NV Consultants of Commercial Investment Properties
Tops & Bottoms Las Vegas, NV Frozen Yogurt
Jock’s Nitch Sporting Goods Lawrence, KS Sporting Goods
  Pittsburg, KS Sporting Goods
Itchy’s Flea Market Lees Summit, MO Flea Market
Crazy for Ewe Leonardtown, MD Boutique
Sew Awesome Lexington, KY Clothing
Big Ass Fan Lexington, KY Industrial Fans
Lawn Shark Land Maintenance Lexington, KY Landscaping
Lexpress Lexington, MA Local Bus Service
Desperate Hard Drives Lincoln City, OR Computers
Bike Pedelars Lincoln, NE Bike Shop
A Novel Idea Bookstore Lincoln, NE Book Store
John Dough Bakery Lisle, IL Bakery
Eye Care For You Logan, UT Eyewear
Vanity Fur Long Branch, NJ Pets
Custard’s Last Stand Long Lake, NY Ice Cream Shop
  St. Paul, MN Booth At the Mn State Fair
  Ventnor, NJ Ice Cream Shop
Uncommon Threads Los Altos, CA Knitting/yarn
Sole Junction Los Angeles (Silverlake), CA Shoes
Earth, Wind & Flour Los Angeles, CA Bakery
Lawrence of La Brea Los Angeles, CA Carpet Store
Vapegoat Los Angeles, CA E-cigarettes
Society of the Spectacle Los Angeles, CA Eyewear
Fro Play Frozen Yogurt Los Angeles, CA Frozen Yogurt
Scoops Los Angeles, CA Ice Cream Shop
Han Cholo Los Angeles, CA Jeweler
Merchant of Tennis Los Angeles, CA Sporting Goods
Ah … Most Heaven Massage Therapy Lost City, WV Massage
Cox’s Smokers Outlet Louisville, KY Smoke Shop
Fun Guys Louisville, TX Gormet Mushroomers
The Bard’s Town Louisvillle, KY Combined Local Playhouse and Restaurant/pub
World PEAS Food Hub Lowell, MA Farm
Shh! It’s a Wig! Macon, GA Wig Store
Silly Yak Madison, WI Bakery
Fromagination Madison, WI Cheese Shop
Art Gecko Madison, WI Clothing
Pier Pleasure Mankato, MN Boat Dock Retailer/manufacturer
The Signtist Mantua, Ohio Signs
Juan In A Millon Marblehead, MA House Painter
2 Moms & A Hoe Landscaping Marne, IA Landscaping
Mill-King Market & Creamery Farm Store McGregor, TX Farm
Wags to Riches Mechanicsburg, PA Pets
A Tan For All Seasons Menlo Park, CA Tanning Salon
One Two Tree Miami, FL Landscaping
Right on Thyme Farm Middle Section, NC Farm
I’m Board Middleton, WI Game Shop
I’ve Been Framed Midland, MI Art Gallery/framing Shop
  Portland, OR Frame Shop
Fleur Deli Minden, LA Gas Station
Once Upon A Crime Mystery Bookstore Minneapolis, MN Book Store
Sir Lines-A-Lot Minneapolis, MN Line Striping Company (on Parking Lots, Etc.)
Lickety Split Minneapolis, MN Sex Shop
Free Cycles Missoula, MT Bike Shop
Flour Arrangement Mokelumne Hill, CA Bakery
buy the dozen donuts Moscow, ID Donut Shop
Nothing Bunt Cakes Mount Pleasant Bakery
Duke of Oil Mount Prospect, IL Auto Body Shop
  Munster, IN Auto Body Shop
  suburban Chicago, IL Auto Body Shop
Byte Me Computer Sales & Services Mount Prospect, IL Computers
Right Frame of Mind Mount Vernon, IA Gift Shop
The Washing Well Mountain View, CA Laundromat
From Here To Maternity Mt Pleasant, SC Clothing
Rule of Pie Murphysboro, IL Bakery
Ever Rest Funeral Home Muskegon, MI Funeral/cemetary
Harry the Potter Myrtle Beach, SC Ceramics Studio
What A Grind N Falmouth, MA Knife Sharpening
Abominable Mow Man Nags Head, NC Landscaping
From Sheep To Shore Nantucket, MA Knitting/yarn
WineNot Nashua, NH Liquor Store
Yachts to Sea Nashville, IL Boat Sales
Sole Man Nashville, TE Shoes
InnuWindow Natick, MA Design/hardware
Foamhenge Natural Bridge, VA Tourist Attraction
Cheeses of Nazareth Nazareth, PA Cheese Shop
Signs of the Times New Albany, IN Signs
Elephant’s Trunk Flea Market New Milford, CT Flea Market
Fleurty Girl New Orleans, LA Clothing
NOLA City Bark New Orleans, LA Dog Park
Washing Well New Orleans, LA Laundromat
Bloomin’ Deals Thrift Shop New Orleans, LA Thrift Store
Main Squeeze New York, NY Accordion Store
Upper Breast Side New York, NY Apparel
Pinch Sitters New York, NY Babysitting
Cardeology New York, NY Cards
Mud, Sweat & Tears Pottery New York, NY Ceramics Studio
Tiecoon New York, NY Clothing
In Any Event New York, NY Event / Wedding Planners
16 Handles New York, NY Frozen Yogurt
Good Lock New York, NY Hardware Store
Broadway Panhandler New York, NY Kitchen
Outside In New York, NY Landscaping
Code Shred New York, NY Mobile Document Shredding Service
Joint Effort New York, NY Physical Therapy Clinic
Shoegasm New York, NY Retail
Meat Without Feet New York, NY Seafood Wholesaler
Let There Be Neon New York, NY Signs
Trucknology New York, NY Trucking Company
Posteritati New York, NY Vintage Poster Gallery
Best Cellars New York, NY Wine Shop
A Loom with a View Newburyport, MA Knitting/yarn
Sewphisticated Handcrafts Newmarket, NH Fabric
Ladle to Crave Newport, RI Catering
A Bead of Roses Newtown, CT Bead Shop
Kathy’s Just Desserts Norristown, PA Bakery
Pokey’s Piercing North Bend, OR Body Piercing
Mount Wash-and-Tan North Conway, NH Laundromat and Tanning Salon
MemOARies Northern VA Handcrafted Rowing Keepsakes
The Ohm Boyz Northfield, NJ Electrician
Sew Delightful Northport, AL Sewing
Speech by the Sound Northport, NY Speech Therapy Private Practice
Marvin Gardens Oakland, CA Real Estate Management
Glazed and Confused Oakville MO Ceramics Studio
Ex Cop Donut Shop Oakville, MO Donut Shop
Knob Liquor Store Oklahoma City, OK Liquor Store
We Knead You Oklahoma City, OK Massage
Hung Right Doors Olympia, WA Colncstruction Company Specializing In Doors
Entremanure Omaha, NE K-9 Waste Removal Service
Master Bait Shop Orange, VA Bait Shop!
Cloak & Dapper Orlando, FL Clothing
Denim of Antiquity Ouray, CO Clothing
Mystery Loves Company Oxford, MD Book Store
Marquis de Sod Palmetto Bay, FL Landscaping
Stript Wax Bar Palo Alto, CA Waxing
Cease Family Funeral Home Park Rapids, MN Funeral/cemetary
Red, White & Bubbly Park Slope, Brooklyn, NY Wine Shop
Creative Woman: The Wizard of Bras Pasadena, CA Clothing
Old Focals Pasadena, CA Eyewear
Rim Liquor Payson, AZ Liquor Store
Bunghole Liquors Peabody, MA Liquor Store
Cake Me, I’m Yours Perry, IA Bakery
Eikenberry-Eddy Funeral Services Peru, IN Funeral/cemetary
Pfast Lube Pflugerville, TX Auto Body Shop
Whirled Peace Philadelphia PA Frozen Yogurt
Ridge Carlton Philadelphia, PA Apartment Complex
Delilicious Philadelphia, PA Convenience Store
Hats and the Belfry Philadelphia, PA Hat Shop
Knit With Philadelphia, PA Knitting/yarn
Baker Wee Bakery Phoenix, AZ Bakery
Hair Today Gone Tomorrow Phoenix, AZ Laser Hair Removal
Franktuary Pittsburgh, PA Hot Dog Stand
In the Loop Plainville, MA Knitting/yarn
Blind Obsession Pocatello, ID Blinds and Window Coverings
STD Contractors Pontiac, MI General Contractor
Sure Lock Homes Port Orchard, WA Locksmith
  Sarasota, FL Home Security
Out of the Closet Port Washington, NY Thrift Store
  San Francisco, CA Thrift Store
Mount Ever-Rest Portage, MI Funeral/cemetary
Mainely Whatever Portland, ME All of the Above
What The Frock!? Portland, ME Consignment Shop
Sheep Thrills Portland, ME Knitting/yarn
Shed Happens Portland, ME Shed, Gazebo and Hot Tub Builder
Presents of Mind Portland, OR Cards
Threads Count Portland, OR Consignment Shop
Kitchen Kaboodle Portland, OR High-end Kitchen and Cooking Retail for the Home
Alotto Gelatto Portland, OR Ice Cream Shop
Close Knit Portland, OR Knitting/yarn
Yarnia Portland, OR Knitting/yarn
Happy Knits Portland, OR Knitting/yarn
Vinyl Resting Place Portland, OR Record Store
Thinker Toys Portland, OR Toy Store
The Wet Spot Portland, Oregon Tropical Fish and Aquariums
Marcy’s Clayground Powell, OH Ceramics Studio
Dawn’s Early Light Prince Frederick, MD Day Care
Rhode Runner Providence, RI Running Store
Scotland by the Yard Quechee, VT Fabric
Herban Legend Smoke Shop Radford, VA Head Shop
Zenferno Radford, VA Yoga
Fan Diego Rancho Mirage, CA Retail
Butts and Bets Randolph, MA Convenience Store
A Time to Kiln Red Bank, NJ Ceramics Studio
Superior Erection Co. Richfield, OH Construction
Sew Much Baggage Richmond Hill, GA Gift Shop
Mann & Machine Richmond, VT Auto Body Shop
Shoe Choo Train Ridgeland, MS Shoes
Sew N’ Tell Alterations Riverview, FL Alterations
Yard Guards on Doody Riverviw, FL Poop Scooping Service
Westat Rockville, Md Statistical Research
Pour Decisions Taproom Roseville, MN Beer
Ale Yeah! Roswell, GA Beer
Ewe-Nique Knits Royal Oak, MI Knitting/yarn
The Fun-Ghoul Costume Co. Rutherford, NJ Costume and Halloween Themed Shop
Shoe-inn Rye Brook, NY Shoes
Candy Rox Rye, NY Candy, Novelty Store
Sac Liquor Store Sac City, IA Liquor Store
Honest Engine Sacramento, CA Auto Body Shop
Hannibal’s Catering & Events Sacramento, CA Catering
Planet of the Vapes Sacramento, CA Vape Shop
Bad Weather Brewing Company Saint Paul, MN Beer
Common Good Books Saint Paul, MN Book Store
It’s A Crewel World Salem, MA Knitting/yarn
Growl Movement Salem, OR Beer
Tangled Purls Salem, OR Knitting/yarn
Pig Liquors San Antonio, TX Liquor Store
Yarnivore San Antonio, TX Knitting/yarn
Frock You San Diego, CA Clothing
Goodbody Mortuary San Diego, CA Funeral/cemetary
The Mad Beet San Diego, CA Juices/smoothies
Indiana Phones San Diego, CA Phone Repair
Sign Diego San Diego, CA Signs
Squat & Gobble San Francisco, CA Cafe (brunch)
Avant Card San Francisco, CA Cards
Sit and Spin San Francisco, CA Coin-op Laundry
Site for Sore Eyes San Francisco, CA Eyewear
Back to the Picture San Francisco, CA Frame Shop
ImagiKnit San Francisco, CA Knitting/yarn
Haight to Wash San Francisco, CA Laundromat
The Happy Hooker San Francisco, CA Pawn Shop
  Seattle, WA Bait Shop!
Professor Plumb San Francisco, CA Plumber
Not Too Shabby San Jose, CA Consignment Shop
Eye Luv Lucy Optometry San Jose, CA Eyewear
Tuff Shed San Jose, CA Outdoor Sheds
Bull Shift San Jose, CA Transmission Service
CyclePath San Mateo, CA Bike Shop
Church of Skatan Santa Barbara, CA Skate Shop
Kiss My Glass Santa Cruz, CA Art & Stained Glass Shop
Chics with Sticks Santa Cruz, CA Knitting/yarn
StampaFe Santa Fe, NM Art Stamps
Optomeyes Santa Monica, CA Eyewear
Margarita Mix Santa Monica, CA Sound Recording/mixing
Lake Flour Cakery Saranac Lake, NY Bakery
Oh My Gauze! Sarasota, FL Clothing
Kiss My Ash Sarasota, FL Smoke Shop
Shear Magic Saulte Ste. Marie, MI Pets
Soxalito Sausalito, CA A Sock Shop, In Sausalito
Auto Be Yours Scottsburg, IN Car Dealer
Snuggle Inn Searsport, ME Motel
Cow Chip Cookies Seattle, WA Bakery
Twice-Sold Tales Seattle, WA Book Store
Inspirus Seattle, WA Credit Union
The Strapped Jock Seattle, WA Discount Sporting Goods
Lather Daddy Seattle, WA Laundromat
Sit & Spin Seattle, WA Laundromat
Herb(n) Elements Seattle, WA Marijuana Dispensary
Damm Fine Printing Seattle, WA Printer
Slave to the Needle Seattle, WA Tattoo Parlor
Play It Again Sports Seattle, WA Thrift Store
Nothing New Sebastopol, CA Antiques
Fun Buy The Pound Sewickley, PA Toy Store
Watts Up Lighting Supply Shawnee Mission, KS Light Bulb Distributor
The Eyes Have It Sherman Oaks, CA Eyewear
Humphrey Yogart Sherman Oaks, CA Frozen Yogurt
Counter Intelligence Silver Spring, MD Countertop Installers
Knock on Wood Tap Studio Silver Spring, MD Dance Studio
Climax Jerky Silverthorne, CO “Gourmet Beef, Buttalo and Elk Jerky From Colorado
Mourning Wood Hotel Skagway, AK Hotel
Eye Was Framed Skokie, IL Eyewear
Bicycle Belle Somerville, MA Bike Shop
Good Gas Somerville, MA Gas Station
Old Volks Home Soquel, CA Auto Body Shop
Junk and Disorderly South Hero, VT Antiques
  Tullahoma, TN Antiques
Wicked Sharp South Portland, ME Knife Sharpening
Greener Postures South Portland, ME Yoga
La Bead - Oh! Springfield, IL Bead Shop
BookMarx Springfield, MO Book Store
Just Sew Studio St Louis Park, MN Sewing
Gotta Go Pottery St. Joseph, MI Ceramics Studio
EGG|PLANT St. Paul, MN Farm
Strippers St. Paul, MN Furniture
Frog and Towed Stafford, VA Towing Company
Odds & Hems Steilacoom, WA Seamstress
The Flour Shop Stevensville, MI Bakery
Darn. Knit. (Anyway) Stillwater, MN Knitting/yarn
Magic Nit Pick Studio City, CA “All Natural Head Lice Removal Services”
Purlescence Sunnyvale, CA Knitting/yarn
Barbelle Swansea, MA Gym
Ground Up Landscape Materials Swanzey, NH Landscaping
Jack the Dipper Sylva, NC Ice Cream Shop
In Stitches Syracuse, NY Knitting/yarn
Ill Eagle Fireworks Tacoma, WA (probably Legal) Fireworks Store
Krant It Up Tallahassee, FL Bike Shop
Public Displays of Confection Tallahassee, FL Candy Company
Avant-Garb Tallahassee, FL Clothing
Kitch-Encounters Tallahassee, FL Custom Cabinetry, Counter Tops, Flooring
In Tents Events Tallahassee, FL Event Rentals
Heart and Soul Tallahassee, FL Furniture
Hobby MonstroCity Tallahassee, FL Hobby/ Toy Store
Forever Young Tattoo Tallahassee, FL Tattoo Parlor
A Cut Above The Rest Tree Service Tallahassee, FL Tree Removal Service
B-21 Fine Wine & Spirits Tarpon Springs, FL Liquor Store
Lori’s Yarn Dezvous Teaneck, NJ Knitting/yarn
Rasta Tings Tempe, AZ Jamaican Products
Hear’s The Answer The Dalles, OR Audiologist
The V Spot Thousand Oaks, CA Vape Shop
Stiff’s Body Shop Tipton, IA Auto Body Shop
Dye Funeral Home Tipton, IA Funeral/cemetary
Junk in the Trunk Tower, MN Thrift Store
Glazed Expressions Pottery Tucson, AZ Decorative Pottery
A Natural Lamp and Shade Tucson, AZ Lamp and Shade Store
Hem and Her Tucson, AZ Sewing
Moosellaneous Gifts Two Harbors, MN Gift Shop
R & S Erection of Vallejo Inc Vallejo, CA Construction
IntegriTea Art + Event Space Vallejo, CA Tea Shop
We’ve Got Your Back Vancouver, WA Chiropractor
JaMakin Me Tan Vancouver, WA Tanning Salon
Bond, James Bond Inc. Various locations in Georgia Bail Bonds
Sound Starter-er-er Rebuild Vashon Island, WA Automobile Starter Repair
Sea-Esta Village Ventura, CA Mobile Home Park
Seitz Eye Care Vernal, UT Eyewear
Bayou Self Car Wash Walker, LA Car Wash
Nice Ash Cigars Warren, PA Cigar Shop
Let’s Get Stone’d Inc Warrington, PA Countertop Installers
Beadazzled Washington, DC Bead Shop
So’s Your Mom Washington, DC Bodega/corner Store
Second Story Books Washington, DC Book Store
Segs in the City Washington, DC Segway Rental and City Tour Guide
Edifice Wrecks Watertown, MA Demolition
Price Pointe Inn Waukesha, WI Hotel
Raw Can Roll Wayne, PA Vegan
Able to Cane Antiques West Tisbury, MA Antiques
Piece of my Art Studio Westfield, MA Art Studio/class Space
Counter Culture Wheaton, MD Countertop Installers
Hurts Donut Wichita, KS Donut Shop
Happy Hooker Towing Wichita, KS Towing Company
Berry Good Cleaners Williamsburg, NY Dry Cleaners
Roads Scholar Williamsport, PA Car Wash
Sew Many Treasures Williston, VT “Winsome Clothing Patterns with an Old Fashion Appeal”
Romp N Roll Willow Grove, PA Child Care
Hired Killers Wimberley, TX Exterminators
Getting Off Winsted, CT “Waterbeds, Concert Tickets and Popular Merchandise”
Shock Electric Woodbury, MN Electrician
Pizza Pious Woodmere, NY Kosher Pizza Place
You Suck Vapes Woodward, OK E-cigarettes
Prints and the Potter Worcester MA Art Gallery
Wee Care Daycare & Learning Center Youngstown, OH Child Care
One Hot Cookie Youngstown, OH Cookie Shop
Tally Ho-tel Youngstown, OH Motel
Sirchie Acquisition Co, formerly Sirchie Fingerprinting Co Youngsville, NC World Leader In Criminal Investigation Supplies